Once upon a time there was a bunny named Eli and he had an mustache. everyone loved him so they made a song about him and it goes something like this
ohhhhh eli we love you and your smoke'n hawt mustache you are so awesome will you marry meeee. please. please. don't ever leave or else i'll die please ever break my heart or i'll cry cry cry cry ohhh eli your the best. oh eli we love youuuuuuuuu!
then Eli said, ya know that song sucked? right?
then all the girls said yeah
the end
ps i know the story really sucked.